Henry J. Fromage

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Weird New Movies, In Descending Order of Weirdness

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By: Henry J. Fromage – The title says it all. One actor who used to be a reliable source of weirdness has disappointingly lost that insane edge as of late, ...

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About Elly (2015) Movie Review: Secrets and Lies, Iranian Style

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every rumor or supposition about Elly Take a Drink: for mentions of divorce Take a Drink: whenever Sepideh coughs Take a Drink: for assignments of blame Take a Drink: every time a ...

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Forbidden Empire (2015) Movie Review: The Type of Drinking Game Movie That MovieBoozer Hates To Love

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Charles Dance gets paycheck stuck in his teeth Take a Drink: for CGI monstrosities Take a Drink: for buffoonery Take a Drink: for historical name-dropping Take a Drink: whenever somebody flies ...

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The Dance of Reality (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for the fucking clowns Take a Drink: whenever Jodorowsky himself (whitebeard) shows up Take a Drink: “Maricon!” Take a Drink: for fucking opera singing and bizarre musical numbers Take a ...

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Double Dragon (1994) Movie Review: “Better Than You Imagined” Can Still Be Pretty Bad

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every time you hear “Double Dragon” or “medallion” Take a Drink: “butthead” Take a Drink: for video game “references” Take a Drink: for future, err 2007, tech Take a ...

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Love & Air Sex (2013) Movie Review: Not Enough Air Sex

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for each “performance” Take a Drink: whenever a character does Take a Drink: for texts Take a Drink: for Austin establishing shots Take a Drink: whenever a guy is uber-creepy Do a ...

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Who Was that Said Indie Film Was Dead, Again?

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By: Henry J. Fromage – With Marvel/Disney/Lucasfilm/Oceania gobbling up all the newsprint these days, the internet is awash with articles bemoaning the demise of independent film… which is kinda horseshit. ...

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The Godfather: Part III (1990) Movie Review: It’s Hard Being Compared to The Godfather

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Michael tries to rehabilitate his reputation with the public Take a Drink: whenever Vincent (Andy Garcia) does something hot-headed Take a Drink: whenever the Catholic Church does something ...

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The Unknown Known (2013) Movie Review: The King of Doublespeak Reigns

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for each masterpiece of doublespeak Take a Drink: whenever Rumsfield worms out of a question Take a Drink: for each new memo Take a Drink: for definitions Take a Drink: whenever ...

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The Godfather: Part II (1974) Movie Review: Is It Really Better than the First?

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for name character deaths Take a Drink: whenever Fredo is disrespected or shat on Take a Drink: whenever something is done in the name of honor or saving face ...

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