Henry J. Fromage

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Everybody Has Cool Friends Except Anne Hathaway

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By: Henry J. Fromage – No need to bury the lede here- celebrity doppelgangers Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are totally bffs now, and are writing a movie together in ...

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A View to a Kill (1985) Movie Review: The Roger Moore Era Limps to the Finish Line

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Moore has an “I’m too old for this shit” look on his face Take a Drink: whenever you’re reminded how lame the 80s were Take a ...

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Queen of Earth (2015) Movie Review: Elisabeth Moss Stakes Her Claim

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for concerning character tics Take a Drink: for cutting barbs Take a Drink: for scenes with either boyfriend Take a Drink: when the creepy smiles start Take a Drink: whenever you see ...

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The Mend (2015) Movie Review: An Excellent Start

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Lucas does something sketchball Take a Drink: for signs of trouble in paradise Take a Drink: for withering jabs Take a Drink: for head-scratching public domain TV programs Do a Shot: for circular ...

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All Your Favorite Blockbuster Cautionary Tales

Is it too early to make Fantastic Four jokes yet?

By: Henry J. Fromage – Marvel’s making the superhero blockbluster game look easy, but just ask, oh, every other studio how often throwing a hundred million at a comic book ...

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Whitey: United States of America vs. James J. Bulger (2014) Movie Review: What, You Need More Subtitle?

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Whitey’s untouchability is mentioned Take a Drink: for each horrifying story Take a Drink: for every view of the suspect board Take a Drink: whenever you hear “rat” or “informant” ...

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Scorcese and DiCaprio Re-Team, Scorcese and DeNiro Do Not, Shane Carruth’s Up to Some Crazy shit, and A Legend Returns?

The Wolf of Wall Street The Boozies, The Boozies, MovieBoozer

By: Henry J. Fromage – It’s been almost three years since Leonardo DiCaprio and Martin Scorcese worked together, and the codependent mood swings must be killing them.  Thankfully, there’s many ...

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Ricki and The Flash (2015) Movie Review: Won’t Make Anybody’s Greatest Hits, but Worth a Listen

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Streep says/does something salty Take a Drink: whenever Rick Springfield moons over Streep Take a Drink: for Mamie Gummer truth bombs Take a Drink: for Diablo Codyisms (pop ...

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Fort Tilden (2015) Movie Review: You Thought Those Chicks from Girls Were Bad…

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for false sincerity Take a Drink: for passive aggression Take a Drink: “300 years ago” Take a Drink: for helplessness and life skills failures Do a Shot: when you spot Caucasian Mindy ...

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For Your Eyes Only (1981) Movie Review: Not As Exclusive As All That

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for boats Take a Drink: whenever Bond says something surprisingly smart… Take a Drink: …as opposed to the puns of course.  Oh, the puns… Take a Drink: for helplessness and ...

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