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Spring (2015) Movie Review: Love is Scary and Beautiful (and Scary)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever somebody else does Take a Drink: whenever something shitty happens to Evan Take a Drink: for curious nature imagery Take a Drink: fucking tourists Do a Shot: what the fuuuuucckkkk? Take ... Read More »

Spielberg Adds Another and Idris Elba Gets Busy While Jake Gyllenhaal Puts On Some Tom Ford

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By: Henry J. Fromage – Idris Elba just tossed another couple of projects on his plate, possibly to hurry up and dig in and get that lingering assy taste of ... Read More »

Home Alone (1990) Movie Review: Man, What a Shitty Family

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for each new family member we’ll forget in roughly 15 minutes (that should get you started off right) Take a Drink: (for 2nd or 50th timers) for ... Read More »

The Irony of Fate (1976)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for identical Soviet architecture Take a Drink: for musical interludes Take a Drink: for every Father Frost you spot Take a Drink: whenever the relationship tides shift Take a Drink: for Russian culture ... Read More »

Virunga (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for funerals of any type Take a Drink: for poacher activity Take a Drink: for gorilla hugs Take a Drink: for oil company promises Take a Drink: for each damning secret tape ... Read More »

Last Days in Vietnam (2014) Movie Review: See, America Can Do The Right Thing… Kinda

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever you feel you’re only getting half the story Take a Drink: for mad dashes for freedom Take a Drink: for maps Take a Drink: for principled rule-breaking Do a Shot: for Tricky Dick ... Read More »

69 (2004) Movie Review: Live Action Cartoon Doesn’t Know What it Wants to Be

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever a teen does something stupid Take a Drink: for erections Take a Drink: for America love and/or hate Take a Drink: for extreme corporal punishment Take a Drink: for ... Read More »

Hollywood Gets Original Up in Here

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By: Henry J. Fromage – I just watched the live action Cinderella, and realized that Disney’s figured out that between it’s own library and its purchased Pixar, Marvel, and George ... Read More »

Romeo + Juliet (1996)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for fucking awful sound effects Take a Drink: for dramatic poses Take a Drink: for TV exposition Take a Drink: for every classic line you remember from school Take a Drink: whenever Juliet’s ... Read More »

I Want to Live! (1958)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for that devil jazz music Take a Drink: for the stuffed tiger Take a Drink: when perjury doesn’t pay Take a Drink: whenever a character does Take a Drink: for gallows humor Take a ... Read More »