Henry J. Fromage

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Pigs Fly, Cuddle Tigers, Etc. in Hollywood

By: Henry J. Fromage – It’s been a weird week. Let’s get right into it- Paul Thomas Anderson and Robert Downey, Jr. are apparently best buds, even though they’ve never ...

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Movie Review: You Want Action? We’ve Got Action

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever you see a little Lady Tyrell in Diana Rigg’s delivery Or even a little Margaery Take a Drink: for body tosses Take a Drink: for subterfuge Take Two Drinks: if ...

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The Karate Dog (2005) Movie Review: At Least Tommy Wiseau Isn’t This Damn Lazy

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Chevy Chase’s line delivery makes your heart sink Take a Drink: when your soul groans at a pun Take a Drink: for every hackneyed “comic” contrivance you’ve seen ...

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We’ve Got Some Intense Movie News This Week

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By: Henry J. Fromage – It’s pretty hot out.  Let’s go swimming… but let’s just watch Jaws first. Well… shit. Open Water? Worse! Worse!  Somehow worse! Jaume Collet-Serra’s upcoming In the Deep?  Well, ...

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Max (2015) Movie Review: Much More Interesting Than at First Bark

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for un-Murican vices Take a Drink: for flags Take a Drink: whenever Justin makes a stinkface Take a Drink: whenever Max does something your lazy fuck dog would never do Do a Shot: for ...

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Felt (2015) Movie Review: Pushing Buttons That Should Be

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for off-putting art Take a Drink: for douchebaggery Take a Drink: whenever Amy goes after a douchebag Take a Drink: for costuming Do a Shot: for lady farts Do a Shot: when you flinch Community ...

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The Midnight Swim (2015) Movie Review: Take a Dip

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for midnight docks Take a Drink: for every reference to the Seven Sisters Take a Drink: for any mention of the lake or drowning Take a Drink: for birds Do a Shot: whenever the ...

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The Hit (1984)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for anything that would fit right in Miami Vice Take a Drink: whenever Willie Parker says “Willie Parker” Take a Drink: every time a gun is drawn Take a ...

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Guess What’s Wrong With These Pitches!

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By: Henry J. Fromage – Let’s play a game of guess what’s wrong with this pitch! Woody Harrelson is lined up to play the (literal) dick-swinging 36th President of the ...

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Bagdad Cafe (1988) Movie Review: Quirk Overload

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for cultural misunderstandings Take a Drink: whenever CCH Pounder blows her top Take a Drink: every time Phyllis (the daughter) shows up Take a Drink: for the yellow thermos Take a Drink: for ...

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