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Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever you wonder where Charlton Heston is Take a Drink: for speechifyin’ Take a Drink: for anti-militaristic sentiment Take a Drink: for ape racism Take a Drink: for… unmasking Do a Shot: when ... Read More »

Planet of the Apes (1968)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Charlton Heston says something cynical Take a Drink: for each new species discovered Take a Drink: every time an ape denigrates a human or treats one like an ... Read More »

Young Ones (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Elle Fanning is exasperated or shrieking Take a Drink: for talk of water or irrigation Take a Drink: for alcohol Take a Drink: for radio Do a Shot: whenever ... Read More »

The King and the Mockingbird (1980)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever the bird talks shit Take a Drink: whenever something speeds up comically Take a Drink: for shooting Take a Drink: for near-sightedness Take a Drink: for any visual, architectural, or film ... Read More »

Oscar Directors Feed Their Habit

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By: Henry J. Fromage – The thing about Oscar is, it’s a nasty habit.  You get a taste, just tryin’ it out you know, and all of a sudden you ... Read More »

Kundo: Age of the Rampant (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for anything that reminds you of Tarantino or Leone Take a Drink: whenever Dolmuchi (main character) shows how hard his head is Take a Drink: for topknots Take a Drink: whenever someone ... Read More »

Julia (2008)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Swinton goes overboard Take a Drink: whenever she wakes up from a hookup Take a Drink: whenever Kate Del Castillo sounds just beyond crazy Take a Drink: for ... Read More »

Ivanhoe (1952)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for exposition Take a Drink: for quality zingers Take a Drink: for unhorsing Take a Drink: for old-school greenscreen Take a Drink: for anti-Semitism Do a Shot: “No man gives ... Read More »

2015 Oscar Power Rankings Week 5

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By: Henry J. Fromage – AFI hit last week, and with it we got first looks at five potentially big unseen players: A Most Violent Year, The Gambler, Selma, Big Eyes, and American Sniper, ... Read More »

The Homesman (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for damn goofiness Take a Drink: whenever Swank is, perhaps overly, practical Take a Drink: whenever Jones mangles some vocabulary Take a Drink: whenever he finally does something good Do ... Read More »