Author Archives: Henry J. Fromage

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White God (2015) Movie Review: Do Insurgent Dogs Go to Heaven?


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Lili is disrespectful Take a Drink: “Tannhauser” Take a Drink: for animal cruelty Take a Drink: whenever Hagen acts like he’s people Take a Drink: for the mention or ... Read More »

While We’re Young (2015) Movie Review: Kids These Days…


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Stiller’s documentary is mentioned Take a Drink: whenever something spectacularly hipster happens Take a Drink: “Fuck you.” Take a Drink: whenever Adam Driver does something weird with his hands Do a ... Read More »

The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1988)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for the hat Take a Drink: for intense sex sessions Take a Drink: for photos Take a Drink: for Soviet persecution Take a Drink: whenever Daniel Day-Lewis casts a seductive glance Take ... Read More »

The Taste of Others (2000) Movie Review: It’s a Bit Heavy on the Umami, FYI


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever somebody says something incredibly forward Take a Drink: for slurs Take a Drink: for drug use Take a Drink: whenever a character does Take a Drink: whenever Castella does something embarrassing ... Read More »

White Tiger (2012) Movie Review: Ain’t No War Like a Tank War


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever something horrible is treated matter-of-factly Take a Drink: every time you hear about or see the White Tiger Take a Drink: for wrecked tanks Take a Drink: for ricochets Do a Shot: for ... Read More »

It’s Such a Beautiful Day (2012) Movie Review: Best Animated Film Ever?


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for fish head Take a Drink: for musings on mortality Take a Drink: for schizophrenic episodes Take a Drink: for brains Do a Shot: “Mah pipe is leaking!” Community Review Movie Review By: ... Read More »

Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief (2015) Movie Review: The Subtitle Says it All


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for each audit Take a Drink: two words- David Miscavige Take a Drink: whenever someone actually has something good to say about Scientology Take a Drink: for sheer nonsense Do a ... Read More »

Haunted Mansions, Demon Spas, Murder Retreats, Chiraq, and, *Shudder*, Detroit


By: Henry J. Fromage – Detroit has officially sunk so low that the film industry has taken notice.  Dilapidated future dystopia, crime-ridden urban wasteland, easy horror shorthand… Detroit is exactly ... Read More »

Timbuktu (2014) Movie Review: Africa’s the Hardest Knockingest Life


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for arbitrary laws Take a Drink: for megaphones Take a Drink: for music Take a Drink: for snappy rejoinders Take a Drink: for motos Do a Shot: for hypocrisy Community Review Movie Review ... Read More »

The Last Station (2009) Movie Review: British Biopics at Their Most Godawful

2009 - The Last Station - Movie Set

Drinking Game Take a Drink: for “Tolstoyan” maxims and beliefs Take a Drink: whenever somebody writes something Take a Drink: for anything you’d associate with a hippie commune today Take a Drink: whenever McAvoy sneezes Take ... Read More »