Henry J. Fromage

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Box Office Preview: Is There Some Sort of Sports Thing or Something This Weekend?

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By: Henry J. Fromage – This weekend is going to suck from a box office perspective.  The public at large is more likely to seek out the dapper, sneakily hard-nosed ...

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Kung Fu Panda Makes to Belly Flop all over First Place

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By: Henry J. Fromage – There’s no mystery this week what film will pratfall its way into theaters and your hearts… or at least your fucking exhausting brats’ attention spans ...

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Penny Dreadful (TV Show): Why Can’t I Decide Whether This Show is Terrible or Not?

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Eva Green does something seductive and/or creepy as hell Take a Drink: for old-timey (pretentious) vocabulary Take a Drink: for occult rituals and/or screaming Take a Drink: for sex Take ...

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Band of Robbers (2016) Movie Review: Tom Sawyer Would Be a Dick Today

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for anachronistic (sociopathic?) attitudes Take a Drink: for every tie-in to Mark Twain you can spot Take a Drink: whenever Tom gets tongue-tied Do a Shot: for each ...

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Norm of the North (2016) Movie Review: The Kind of Quality You Can Bank on from Rob Schneider

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for godawful puns Take a Drink: whenever the “action” conveniently blurs the animation Take a Drink: for scatological humor Take a Drink: whenever you see the (racist?) Green Homes logo ...

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Hollywood Appropriates Some Foreign Ideas, and Other Old News

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By: Henry J. Fromage – You’ve got a crime film with oodles of critical success and the temerity to be in a language other than English?  Well, Hollywood’s got ya ...

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Cartel Land (2015) Movie Review: If Only There Were Solely Fifty Shades of Grey

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for justifications Take a Drink: for retaliations Take a Drink: for jaw-dropping racism Do a Shot: whenever you can’t believe that got caught on camera ...

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Box Office Predictions: The Revenant Comes Roaring Back

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By: Henry J. Fromage – While not exactly left for dead, The Revenant has been racking up a nice box office tally to counter its prodigious budget (for an Oscar drama) despite ...

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Fanny and Alexander (1982): Sing Me a Song, Mr. Ingmar Berg-a-man.

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for toys and games Take a Drink: for stages Take a Drink: for drunkenness Take a Drink: for angst and death Take a Drink: for stern arguments and admonishments Take ...

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The Danish Girl (2015) Movie Review: Go Fish

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for painting Take a Drink: for ridiculously blunt foreshadowing Take a Drink: for mirrors & reflections Take a Drink: for fetishistic shots of female clothing and makeup Take a Drink: for every trembling ...

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