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The Stand (1994)

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By: CT Bland (Five Beers) - I remember very distinctly watching an advertisement for the world television premier of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves just before Mother’s Day weekend in 1994. The ... Read More »

The Bright Wild Circus: 4,000+ words in Appreciation of Wes Anderson

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But the audience, compelled to wonder Compelled to admire the bright rhythms of moving bodies Compelled to see the delicate skill of flickering human bodies Flesh flamey and a little ... Read More »

Caligula (1979)

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By: Blandsford (Five Beers) - Dear Penthouse, Recently I watched the 1979 epic produced by your founder and haver of a tan Bob Guccione. And let me tell you, I was super ... Read More »

The Innkeepers (2011)

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By: CT Bland (Two Beers) - When I was a younger man, I drove out into the snowy forests of Missouri with a bunch of friends in search of the Joplin Spook ... Read More »

The Eclipse (2009)

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Dear Reader, You have caught me in a lie. What follows is not a review of The Eclipse, a beautiful, elegiac Irish ghost story staring Ciaran Hinds. No, this is ... Read More »

Kidnapped (2010)

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By: CT Bland (Two Beers) - Being a rich man has it’s advantages. People extend you credit as a courtesy, not because they know they’ll eventually be able to sell your organs ... Read More »

Texas Killing Fields (2011)

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By: CT Bland (Four Beers) - Beginning in the 1970s, dead girls started turning up in the mesquite-choked wetlands bordering the I-45 corridor between Galveston and Houston. Like the lost women of ... Read More »

Daniel y Ana (2009)

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By: CT Bland (A Toast) - We don’t need science to tell us that almost everybody watches porn at least once in their life. The internet is fifty percent porn and for ... Read More »

Kaboom (2010)

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By: CT Bland (Two Beers) - Director Greg Araki made one of my favorite films of the naughts, the deeply emotional and deeply weird Mysterious Skin, starring Joseph Gordon Levitt as a ... Read More »

A Dangerous Method (2011)

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By: CT Bland (Two Beers) -   (Full Disclosure: I saw this movie in Austin, Texas on New Year’s Day, fighting a mighty hangover and trying to piece together the previous night ... Read More »