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The Stand (1994)


By: CT Bland (Five Beers) – I remember very distinctly watching an advertisement for the world television premier of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves just before Mother’s Day weekend in 1994. The ...

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The Bright Wild Circus: 4,000+ words in Appreciation of Wes Anderson


But the audience, compelled to wonder Compelled to admire the bright rhythms of moving bodies Compelled to see the delicate skill of flickering human bodies Flesh flamey and a little ...

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Caligula (1979)


By: Blandsford (Five Beers) – Dear Penthouse, Recently I watched the 1979 epic produced by your founder and haver of a tan Bob Guccione. And let me tell you, I was super ...

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The Innkeepers (2011)


By: CT Bland (Two Beers) – When I was a younger man, I drove out into the snowy forests of Missouri with a bunch of friends in search of the Joplin Spook ...

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The Eclipse (2009)


Dear Reader, You have caught me in a lie. What follows is not a review of The Eclipse, a beautiful, elegiac Irish ghost story staring Ciaran Hinds. No, this is ...

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Kidnapped (2010)


By: CT Bland (Two Beers) – Being a rich man has it’s advantages. People extend you credit as a courtesy, not because they know they’ll eventually be able to sell your organs ...

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Texas Killing Fields (2011)


By: CT Bland (Four Beers) – Beginning in the 1970s, dead girls started turning up in the mesquite-choked wetlands bordering the I-45 corridor between Galveston and Houston. Like the lost women of ...

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Daniel y Ana (2009)


By: CT Bland (A Toast) – We don’t need science to tell us that almost everybody watches porn at least once in their life. The internet is fifty percent porn and for ...

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Kaboom (2010)


By: CT Bland (Two Beers) – Director Greg Araki made one of my favorite films of the naughts, the deeply emotional and deeply weird Mysterious Skin, starring Joseph Gordon Levitt as a ...

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A Dangerous Method (2011)


By: CT Bland (Two Beers) –   (Full Disclosure: I saw this movie in Austin, Texas on New Year’s Day, fighting a mighty hangover and trying to piece together the previous night ...

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