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The Choice (2016) Movie Review: Don’t Bother!

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Travis drinks a beer. Take a Drink: for every boat. Take a Drink: for every establishing shot. Take a Drink: whenever a character cries . ...

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Movie Review: Jane Got a Gun (2016) and watch out, she’ll use it! Eventually. Any minute now. It’s coming, I swear…

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: at every mention of “Bishop Boys” Take a Drink: for every flashback scene Take a Drink: for every gunshot Take a Drink: bad teeth Take ...

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Ride Along 2 (2016) Movie Review: I’d Rather Walk.

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every overhead shot of Miami Take a Drink: for every close-up of a bikini-clad woman Take a Drink: “Brothers-in-law” (get it? get it?) Take ...

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Sisters (2015) Movie Review: Tina and Amy are Doin’ It for Themselves (But We’ll Watch)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time someone says “Ellis Island.” Take a Drink: Big Lots Take a Drink: for every 80’s or 90’s song. Do a Shot: if you ...

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The Good Dinosaur (2015) Movie Review: Very Good Indeed, and PIXAR Good (No Matter What Anyone Says)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Arlo falls down. Take a Drink: for every death. Take a Drink: every time Spot howls. Take a Drink: for every new dinosaur that ...

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Why I’m Not on Facebook (2014) Movie Review: I’ll Give it a Like

Drinking Game Take a Drink: at every shot of a cringeworthy photo a Facebook user posted. (Small sips- there are many.) Take a Drink: whenever Brant’s son whines about not being ...

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Rock the Kasbah (2015) Movie Review: I’m With the Shareef on This One

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: at every celebrity Richie name drops with a made-up story. (Take Two: for Madonna)  Take a Drink: whenever Kate Hudson has different nail polish (yes, ...

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The Walk (2015) Movie Review: Excuse Me While I Kiss the Sky (From My Theater Seat)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every accent. Take a Drink: whenever anyone says “accomplice” or “coup.” Take a Drink: whenever Philippe makes a wirewalker model out of random items. ...

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Millionaire Dog (Pancho, El Perro Millonario) (2014) Movie Review: Esta es loco!

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever anyone calls Alberto a butler. Take a Drink: at every reference to a movie that a child would probably (hopefully) have never seen. Take ...

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The Intern (2015) Movie Review: A Nice Movie

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time you just want to hug Robert De Niro Take a Drink: for every hipster beard Take a Drink: at every mention of “phone ...

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