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Pixels (2015) Movie Review: Hit the Reset Button

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time someone is turned into pixels and beamed up. Take a Drink: whenever Eddie puts on his sunglasses. Take a Drink: for every celebrity cameo. ...

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Last Call (2012) Movie Review: Go to a Different Bar

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: at every racial, gay, etc “joke.” Take a Drink: BOOBIES! Take a Drink: whenever Phil drinks from the tap. Take a Drink: for every offensive ...

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Jurassic World (2015) Movie Review: How To Train Your Velociraptor

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: at every callback to the first movie. Take a Drink: whenever someone walks through a hologram. Take a Drink: whenever Zach flirts with a girl. ...

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Aloha (2015) Movie Review: Oh Cameron Crowe, you had me at hello, but lost me at Aloha

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: Space! Take a Drink: whenever Ng announces she is one-quarter Hawaiian. Take a Drink: whenever someone tells Brian he looks awful (despite Bradley Cooper looking ...

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) Movie Review: MovieBoozer Owes Me Money For These Damn Psychotherapy Bills!

Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Paul Blart falls down. Take a Drink: whenever Paul Blart crashes into/destroys anything. Take a Drink: every time Paul Blart gets beat up.  Take ...

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An Easter Bunny Puppy (2013) Movie Review: From the Director of A Talking Cat!?!… What More Do You Need?

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: at every establishing shot. Take a Drink: whenever anyone talks about the big Easter egg hunt. Do a Shot: when a character pronounces egg like “aye-g.” ...

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Do You Believe? (2015) Movie Review: Puts Its Faith In The Almighty Dollar

Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever there is a cross anywhere on screen. Take a Drink: whenever anyone says “Jesus.” Take a Drink: every time a gang member says “yo.” ...

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(Tommy Wiseau’s) The Neighbors (TV Show)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Fifi the chicken is on screen. Take a Drink: at every mention of ice cream. Take a Drink: every time a woman is ...

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The DUFF (2015)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever anyone says “DUFF” or any variation of the word (“Duffy,” etc.) Take a Drink:  at every mention of a social media platform. Take a ...

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Annie (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Annie corrects anyone who calls her an orphan (she’s a foster kid, dammit!) Take a Drink: every time Will Stacks spits out food. Take ...

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