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MovieBoozer Awards: The Boozies 2014 Nominations!

MovieBoozer Awards: The Boozies 2014 Nominations!

MovieBoozer Awards: The Boozies 2014 Nominations!  Vote Now!

 

Best Impaired Female Performance: Best performance of a female being drunk or otherwise impaired in a movie.

Anna Kendrick in Drinking Buddies

Cate Blanchett in Blue Jasmine

Jennifer Lawrence in American Hustle

Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy in The Heat

That girl in the bikini in Springbreakers.  No the other one.  No. Whatever, all them.

 

Best Impaired Male Performance: Best performance of a male being drunk or otherwise impaired in a movie.

Eric Roberts in A Talking Cat !?!

Jonah Hill in The Wolf of Wall Street

Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street

Miles Teller in The Spectacular Now

Simon Pegg in The World’s End

 

Best Beer Goggle Movie: Movie most improved with the consumption of beer.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Pacific Rim

Pain & Gain

Sharknado

This is the End

 

The Blacked Out, Forgotten About Award: Most overlooked movie of the year (Overlooked by audiences and/or critics).

Inside Llewyn Davis (which is actually kind of fitting)

Mud

Only God Forgives

Prisoners

The Kings of Summer

 

Hunter S. Thompson Award: Trippiest, most bizarre movie of the year.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (I do not know what Acid is like, but I imagine it is like this)

John Dies at the End

Only God Forgives

Spring Breakers

Upstream Color

 

Best Buzz Kill Scene in a Movie: Scene that killed your buzz.

Alien’s Last Scene in Spring Breakers/Alien’s Monologue in Spring Breakers

The last 10 minutes of Captain Phillips

12 Years a Slave: All of the Scenes

Hugh Jackman takes off his scarf: Movie 43

The Hangover 3 (just The Hangover 3)

 

The Sucker Punch Award: Most exciting movie that turned out to be crap of the year

A Good Day to Die Hard

Elysium

Man of Steel

Riddick

The Wolverine

 

Best Microbrewvie: Best indie film of the year

Before Midnight

Don Jon

Fruitvale Station

The Kings of Summer

The Spectacular Now

 

The Six Pack of the Year: A disgrace in Filmmaking, the worst movie of the year

A Good Day to Die Hard

Grown Ups 2

InAPPropriate Comedy

Movie 43

Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

 

The Toast of the Year!: An achievement in Filmmaking; Raise a Toast!

12 Years a Slave

Dallas Buyers Club

Gravity

Her

The Wolf of Wall Street

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