Ken’s Movie Diary – 2017 Edition – Mission Statement

-By Oberst Von Berauscht

-Jump to the running movie-list below-

Last Year  I set a personal goal to watch 365 brand new-to-me movies in 2016, and not only did I hit that goal, I fucking destroyed it. I do not have so lofty a goal this year, instead, I’m content with just continuing to track my new movie viewing through its ordinary course of events.

Movie Viewing Log: 

Week 1: Shituary (Madea Week)

1. A Madea Christmas (2013)

2. Madea Goes to Jail (2009)

3. Madea’s Big Happy Family (2011)

4. Madea’s Witness Protection (2012)

5. Manchester by the Sea (2016)

6. Riphagen (2016)

7. Hidden Figures (2016)

8. Lion (2016)

9. Jackie (2016)

10. Madea’s Family Reunion (2006)

11. The Help (2011)

Week 2: Shituary (Uwe Boll Week)

12. Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)

13. Blubberella (2011)

14. House of the Dead (2003)

15. World 1-1 (2016)

16. Criminal (2016)

17. Adjust your tracking (2013)

18. Patriot’s Day (2016)

19. Rewind This! (2013)

20. Alone in the Dark (2005)

21. In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds (2011)

22. Ecstasy of Order (2011)

23. A Monster Calls (2016)

24. Monster Trucks (2017)

25. Live by Night (2016)

26. The Madness of Max (2015)

Week 3: Shituary (Buddies Week)

27. Space Buddies (2009)

28. Santa Buddies (2009)

29. Moonlight (2016)

30. Spooky Buddies (2011)

31. Treasure Buddies (2012)

32. Demon (2016)

Week 3: Shituary (Aging Action Hero Week)

32. Silence (2016)

33. Shark Lake (2009)

34. Skiptrace (2016)

35. Nocturnal Animals (2016)

36. Code of Honor (2016)

37. Kickboxer: Vengeance (2016)

38. Forest Warrior (1996)

39. Life, Animated (2016)

40. O.J. Made in America (2016)

Week 4

41. Frankenstein Unbound (1990)

42. 1984 (1984)

43. Paterson (2016)

44. Gimme Danger (2016)

45. A Man Called Ove (2016)

Week 5

46. The Founder (2016)

47. Imperial Dreams (2016)

48. Tanna (2016)

49. Race (2016)

50. The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

51. John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)

52. The Loving Story (2011)

Week 6

53. Beware the Slenderman (2016)

54. Doggie Woggiez, Poochie Woochiez (2012)

55. When the Levees Broke (2006)

56. Toni Erdmann (2016)

57. Elle (2016)

58. Land of Mine (2016)

59. Things (2016)

60. A Monster with 1000 Heads (2016)

Week 7

61. If God is Willing and Da Creek Don’t Rise (2010)

62. Overnight (2003)

63. Split (2017)

64. I am Not your Negro (2016)

65. Get Out (2017)

66. Collide (2017)

67. Tricked (2012)

68. Basic Instinct (1992)

69. Unbreakable (2000)

70. I am not your Negro (2016)

Week 8

71. Death Race 2000 (1975)

72. Death Race 2050 (2017)

73. Corman’s World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel (2011)

74. A Bucket of Blood (1959)

75. Brain Dead (1990)

76. Trespass (1992)

77. Rock Dog (2017)

78. Logan (2017)

79. Frailty (2001)

80. 3 Days of the Condor (1975)

81. CutThroat Island (1995)

82. Évocateur: The Morton Downey Jr. Movie

Week 9

83. Buffalo Soldiers (1997)

84. Freedom Song (2000)

85. The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre (1967)

86. Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)

87. Kong: Skull Island (2017)

88. Son of Kong (1933)

89. Mighty Joe Young (1949)

90. Mighty Joe Young (1998)

Week 10

91. Cadillac Records (2008)

92. Viva Zapata! (1952)

93. Black Caesar (1973)

94. Mr. Majestyk (1974)

95. Ride in the Whirlwind (1966)

96. The Shooting (1966)

Week 11

97. The Enemy Within (2017)

98. Amazing Grace (2006)

99. Tickled (2016)

100. Alamo: 13 Days to Glory (1987)

101. The Compleat Al (1985)

102. Hoop Dreams (1994)

Week 12

103. Hour of the Gun (1967)

104. 3:10 to Yuma (1957)

105. The Poseidon Adventure (1972)

106. The Towering Inferno (1974)

107. The Swarm (1978)

108. Beyond the Poseidon Adventure (1979)

109. When Time Ran Out (1980)

110. Ghost in the Shell (2017)

111. Ghost in the Shell (1995)

Week 13

112. Prelude to War (1943)

113. The Battle of Russia (1943)

114. Ulzana’s Raid (1972)

115. Chato’s Land (1972)

116. The Purple Plain (1954)

117. I don’t feel at home in this world anymore (2017)

Week 14

118. Sylvio (2017)

119. Going Attractions: The Definitive Story of the American Drive-In Movie (2013)

120. The Void (2017)

121. The Kentuckian (1955)

122. Gifted (2017)

123. Quo Vadis (1951)

124. Cry, The Beloved Country (1995)

125. Red Hill (2010)

Week 15

126. Army of One (2016)

127. Salt and Fire (2017)

128. Ice Station Zebra (1968)

129. Neil Stryker and the Tyrant of Time (2017)

130. Mortal Kombat (1995)

131. Nova Seed (2016)

132. Free Fire (2017)

Week 16

133. The Lost City of Z (2017)

134. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

135. The Devil’s Candy (2017)

136. Cry, The Beloved Country (1951)

137. Inchon (1981)

Week 17

138. The Sacketts (1979)

139. Videodrome (1983)

140. The Beguiled (1971)

141. Coogan’s Bluff (1968)

142. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

143. Maps to the Stars (2014)

144. Scanners (1981)

145. Shivers (1975)

146. Blow (2001)

Week 18

147. PT109 (1963)

148. RockNRolla (2008)

149. Solitary (2016)

150. Stuart Saves his Family (1995)

151. Unstoppable (2010)

Week 19

152. Staying Alive (1983)

153. Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

154. The Year of Living Dangerously (1982)

155. Volcano (1997)

156. Micmacs (2009)

157. Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)

158. True Stories (1986)

Week 20

159. The Wings of Eagles (1957)

160. The Sea Wolves (1980)

161. Mister Roberts (1955)

162. Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)

163. Hatari! (1962)

Week 21

164. The Most Dangerous Game (1932)

165. Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)

166. The Last Wave (1977)

167. The Naked Prey (1966)

168. Lumumba (2000)

169. The Charge of the Light Brigade (1936)

170. Headshot (2016)

171. Young Winston (1972)

172. North to Alaska (1960)

173. Sahara (1943)

Week 22

174. Cromwell (1970)

175. MacArthur (1977)

176. Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla

177. The Buddy Holly Story (1978)

178. La Bamba (1987)

179. Baahubali: The Beginning (2015)

180. The Long Gray Line (1955)

181. The Assignment (2016)

182. Gentlemen Broncos (2009)

183. Hard Times (1975)

Week 23

184. The Mechanic (1972)

185. Park Row (1952)

186. Silver City (2004)

187. The Glass Shield (1994)

188. That Guy Dick Miller (2014)

189. The Night of the Generals (1967)

190. The Secret of Roan Inish (1994)

191. Go for Sisters (2014)

192. Limbo (1999)

193. Sunshine State (2002)

Week 24

194. Reel Injun (2009)

195. Damn the Defiant! (1962)

196. Becoming Bond (2017)

197. Twelve years a Slave: Solomon Northup’s Odyssey (1984)

198. The Brave One (1956)

199. Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies (1993)

200. Forbidden Zone (1980)

201. The Molly Maguires (1970)

202. Class of 1984 (1982)

Week 25

203. Das Boot (1981)

204. King Rat (1965)

205. The Raid (2011)

206. Dersu Uzala (1975)

207. Sanshiro Sugata (1943)

208. Piranha (1978)

209. Stray Dog (1949)

210. Drunken Angel (1948)

211. 55 Days at Peking (1963)

212. Only Yesterday (1991)

Week 26

213. All Quiet on the Western Front (1979)

214. Go Tell the Spartans (1978)

215. Big Jake (1971)

216. La Grande Illusion (1937)

217. The Train (1964)

218. Hamburger Hill (1987)

219. Betting on Zero (2017)

220. The Odd Angry Shot (1979)

221. Born on the 4th of July (1989)

222. The Boys in Company C (1978)

223. Hearts and Minds (1974)

Week 27

224. Coming Home (1978)

225. The Happiest Day in the Life of Olli Maki (2017)

226. Killing Ground (2017)

227. The Iron Triangle (1989)

228. The Quiet American (2002)

229. Birth of the Living Dead (2013)

230. Document of the Dead (1985)

231. Alone in the Dark (1982)

232. The Long Goodbye (1973)

233. Kuso (2017)

Week 28

234. The Incredible Jessica James (2017)

Week 29

235. Tracker (2011)

236. The Salvation (2014)

Week 30

237. David vs Goliath: Battle of Faith (2016)

238. Long Live the King (2016)

239. Miss Sloane (2016)

Week 31

240. Okja (2017)

241. The 101-Year Old man who Skipped out on the Bill and Disappeared (2016)

242. R.O.T.O.R (1987)

243. Logan Lucky (2017)

244. Wind River (2017)

245. Dunkirk (2017)

246. Our Kind of Traitor (2016)

247. A Murder of Quality (1991)

248. The Deadly Affair (1966)

249. The Invisible Man Returns (1940)

Week 32

250. Monster House (2006)

251. Out of Sight (1998)

252. Wonder Woman (2017)

253. The Big Sick (2017)

254. 9/11 (2017)

255. It (2017)

Week 33

256. Swamp Zombies (2005)

257. Fist of the Vampire (2007)

258. Angel of Reckoning (2016)

259. Apocalypse Female Warriors (2009)

260. Curse of the Wolf (2006)

261. Bound by Blood: Wendigo (2010)

Week 34

262. Mother! (2017)

263. Spider-Man Homecoming (2017)

264. Anti Matter (2017)

Week 35

265. A Walk in the Woods (2015)

266. The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017)

267. Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

268. The Wedding Party (2016)

269. The Innkeepers (2011)

270. Gerald’s Game (2017)

271. The Hindenburg (1975)

272. The Power of Glove (2017)

273. Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

Week 36

274. Of Unknown Origin (1983)

275. Professor Marston & the Wonder Women (2017)

276. The Foreigner (2017)

277. The Snowman (2017)

Week…. meh, no more week naming

278. Geostorm (2017)

279. Only the Brave (2017)

280. Thank you for your Service (2017)

281. Marshall (2017)

282. Brawl in Cell Block 99 (2017)

283. Spielberg (2017)

284. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

285. LBJ (2017)

286. Loving Vincent (2017)

287. Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

288. Batman Vs Two Face (2017)

289. Baby Driver (2017)

290. Justice League (2017)

291. Roman J. Israel Esq. (2017)

292. The Man Who Invented Christmas (2017)
293. Coco (2017)

294. Lady Bird (2017)

295. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017)

296. And then there were none (1945)

297. Man on the Moon (1999)

298. Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond (2017)

299. First they Killed my Father (2017)

300. 1922 (2017)

301. Wheelman (2017)

302. Mudbound (2017)

303. The Wizard of Lies (2017)

304. Columbus (2017)

305. Gilbert (2017)

306. Antiporno (2016)

307. Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

308. Brigsby Bear (2017)

309. Suburban Sasquatch (2004)

310. Detroit (2017)

311. Downsizing (2017)

312. Ferdinand (2017)

313. The Shape of Water (2017)

314. All the Money in the World (2017)

315. Jumanji (2017)

316. Tulip Fever (2017)

317. Raw (2017)

318. My Father Die (2017)

319. The Ballad of Lefty Brown (2017)

About Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

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