Ken’s Movie Diary – 2017 Edition – Mission Statement

-By Oberst Von Berauscht

-Jump to the running movie-list below-

Last Year  I set a personal goal to watch 365 brand new-to-me movies in 2016, and not only did I hit that goal, I fucking destroyed it. I do not have so lofty a goal this year, instead, I’m content with just continuing to track my new movie viewing through its ordinary course of events.

Movie Viewing Log: 

Week 1: Shituary (Madea Week)

1. A Madea Christmas (2013)

2. Madea Goes to Jail (2009)

3. Madea’s Big Happy Family (2011)

4. Madea’s Witness Protection (2012)

5. Manchester by the Sea (2016)

6. Riphagen (2016

7. Hidden Figures (2016)

8. Lion (2016)

9. Jackie (2016)

10. Madea’s Family Reunion (2006)

11. The Help (2011)

Week 2: Shituary (Uwe Boll Week)

12. Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)

13. Blubberella (2011)

14. House of the Dead (2003)

15. World 1-1 (2016)

16. Criminal (2016)

17. Adjust your tracking (2013)

18. Patriot’s Day (2016)

19. Rewind This! (2013)

20. Alone in the Dark (2005)

21. In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds (2011)

22. Ecstasy of Order (2011)

23. A Monster Calls (2016)

24. Monster Trucks (2017)

25. Live by Night (2016)

26. The Madness of Max (2015)

Week 3: Shituary (Buddies Week)

27. Space Buddies (2009)

28. Santa Buddies (2009)

29. Moonlight (2016)

30. Spooky Buddies (2011)

31. Treasure Buddies (2012)

32. Demon (2016)

Week 3: Shituary (Aging Action Hero Week)

32. Silence (2016)

33. Shark Lake (2009)

34. Skiptrace (2016)

35. Nocturnal Animals (2016)

36. Code of Honor (2016)

37. Kickboxer: Vengeance (2016)

38. Forest Warrior (1996)

39. Life, Animated (2016)

40. O.J. Made in America (2016)

Week 4

41. Frankenstein Unbound (1990)

42. 1984 (1984)

43. Paterson (2016)

44. Gimme Danger (2016)

45. A Man Called Ove (2016)

Week 5

46. The Founder (2016)

47. Imperial Dreams (2016)

48. Tanna (2016)

49. Race (2016)

50. The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

51. John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)

52. The Loving Story (2011)

Week 6

53. Beware the Slenderman (2016)

54. Doggie Woggiez, Poochie Woochiez (2012)

55. When the Levees Broke (2006)

56. Toni Erdmann (2016)

57. Elle (2016)

58. Land of Mine (2016)

59. Things (2016)

60. A Monster with 1000 Heads (2016)

Week 7

61. If God is Willing and Da Creek Don’t Rise (2010)

62. Overnight (2003)

63. Split (2017)

64. I am Not your Negro (2016)

65. Get Out (2017)

66. Collide (2017)

67. Tricked (2012)

68. Basic Instinct (1992)

69. Unbreakable (2000)

70. I am not your Negro (2016)

Week 8

71. Death Race 2000 (1975)

72. Death Race 2050 (2017)

73. Corman’s World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel (2011)

74. A Bucket of Blood (1959)

75. Brain Dead (1990)

76. Trespass (1992)

77. Rock Dog (2017)

78. Logan (2017)

79. Frailty (2017)

80. 3 Days of the Condor (1975)

81. CutThroat Island (1995)

82. Évocateur: The Morton Downey Jr. Movie

Week 9

83. Buffalo Soldiers (1997)

84. Freedom Song (2000)

85. The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre (1967)

86. Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)

87. Kong: Skull Island (2017)

88. Son of Kong (1933)

89. Mighty Joe Young (1949)

90. Mighty Joe Young (1998)

Week 10

91. Cadillac Records (2008)

92. Viva Zapata! (1952)

93. Black Caesar (1973)

94. Mr. Majestyk (1974)

95. Ride in the Whirlwind (1966)

96. The Shooting (1966)

Week 11

97. The Enemy Within (2017)

98. Amazing Grace (2006)

99. Tickled (2016)

100. Alamo: 13 Days to Glory (1987)

101. The Compleat Al (1985)

102. Hoop Dreams (1994)

Week 12

103. Hour of the Gun (1967)

104. 3:10 to Yuma (1957)

105. The Poseidon Adventure (1972)

106. The Towering Inferno (1974)

107. The Swarm (1978)

108. Beyond the Poseidon Adventure (1979)

109. When Time Ran Out (1980)

110. Ghost in the Shell (2017)

111. Ghost in the Shell (1995)

Week 13

112. Prelude to War (1943)

113. The Battle of Russia (1943)

114. Ulzana’s Raid (1972)

115. Chato’s Land (1972)

116. The Purple Plain (1954)

117. I don’t feel at home in this world anymore (2017)

Week 14

118. Sylvio (2017)

119. Going Attractions: The Definitive Story of the American Drive-In Movie (2013)

120. The Void (2017)

121. The Kentuckian (1955)

122. Gifted (2017)

123. Quo Vadis (1951)

124. Cry, The Beloved Country (1995)

125. Red Hill (2010)

Week 15

126. Army of One (2016)

127. Salt and Fire (2017)

128. Ice Station Zebra (1968)

129. Neil Stryker and the Tyrant of Time (2017)

130. Mortal Kombat (1995)

131. Nova Seed (2016)

132. Free Fire (2017)

133. The Lost City of Z (2017)

134. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

135. The Devil’s Candy (2017)

136. Cry, The Beloved Country (1951)

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About Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

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