MovieBoozer Awards: The Boozies 2013 Nominations! Vote now!
Best Impaired Female Performance: Best performance of a female being drunk or otherwise impaired in a movie.
Jennifer Aniston (Wanderlust)
Brie Larson (21 Jump Street)
Kristen Connolly (The Cabin in the Woods)
Mary Elizabeth Winsted (Smashed)
Whitney Houston (Sparkle)
Best Impaired Male Performance: Best performance of a male being drunk or otherwise impaired in a movie.
Tom Hanks (Cloud Atlas)
Denzel Washington (Flight)
Woody Harrelson (The Hunger Games)
Channing Tatum (21 Jump Street)
Jonah Hill (21 Jump Street)
Best Beer Goggle Movie: Movie most improved with the consumption of beer.
The Expendables 2
Rock of Ages
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2
The Blacked Out, Forgotten About Award: Most overlooked movie of the year (Overlooked by audiences and/or critics).
Perks of Being a Wallflower
Hunter S. Thompson Award: Trippiest, most bizarre movie of the year.
Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie
Life of Pi
Best Buzz Kill Scene in a Movie: Scene that killed your buzz.
KFC fellatio (Killer Joe)
HAHAHAHA, this is so awesome!! Oh wait, what? They aren’t really dead? Boo! (The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2)
Tim having sex / Eric getting pooped on (Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie)
Meryl Streep giving Tommy Lee Jones fellatio in a movie theater (Hope Springs)
When Becky first takes her clothes off (Compliance)
The Sucker Punch Award: Most exciting movie that turned out to be crap of the year
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Amazing Spiderman
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
Best Microbrewvie: Best indie film of the year
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Safety Not Guaranteed
The Six Pack of the Year: A disgrace in Filmmaking, the worst movie of the year
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2
This Means War
The Toast of the Year!: An achievement in Filmmaking; Raise a Toast!
Zero Dark Thirty
Life of Pi