By: Henry J. Fromage –
Not a ton to choose from this week, so let’s take a look at the burgeoning, always tantalizing Direct-to-DVD crop. Hey, they gotta be better than Piranha 3DD. Here we go: 1313:Frankenqueen, Caligula Reincarnated as Hitler, Death Laid an Egg, I Am Sartana Trade Your Guns, If You Meet Sartana Pray for Death, Jungle Virgin Force, Screaming in High Heels, Truck Stop Women… wait, all of this is confusing, disturbing porn, isn’t it? Yep, there’s Guys Gone Wild: Hottest Shooters Ever.
Snow White and the Huntsman-
This one’s gotten plenty of Kristen Stewart/Rupert Sanders-related attention lately, but before that Jenna Zine was pretty mixed on a film with good points… and a lot of meh ones.
What to Expect When You’re Expecting –
On the other hand, Jenna didn’t have a single good thing to say about this one. Lazy, ensemble cast-driven comedy at its worst.
For Greater Glory -
The real surprise was that this got a decently wide release. Chris Sheridan tried to watch it while ignoring some of the more questionable conservative Catholic subtext, but even then found it wanting in its portrayal of an important Mexican historical event.