By: Marielle -

Ice Age: Continental Drift -

I often give animated movies a three because I don’t usually care for them, but I bet people’s ugly kids will have fun. This is the only wide release this weekend and it doesn’t look terrible, but my god does it look mediocre. And sometimes that’s worse. I’m pretty sure continental drift isn’t as TOTALLY EXTREME! as they’re making it out to be, either.

I don’t think this cast can get much more undesirable.

*looks at additional cast and sees Nicki Minaj*

She must play an elephant that stomps around calling the other animals stupid hoes (like that song she’s got on the Guantanamo Bay’s Greatest Hits album). Well, like the trailer says, she is one of history’s greatest heroes.

Beer Prediction

Make something new.