The Weekend Pregame: June 15

By: Marielle

Rock of Ages -


Rock of Ages Trailer by http //www.ourmovieguide.com
Remember all of those shitty, generic rock ‘anthems’ from the 80s? Now you can relive all of the Budweisers, blonde babes, and another beer that starts with ‘B’ with this shitty, generic movie from right now!

Rock of Ages has all of the tropes you’ve grown up with!

The Aging Star

The Young Protégés

The Uptight Religious Community Leader

The Wise Black Woman

Sweaty Paul Giamatti

Believing that if you’re young, hot, and white enough, you can do anything you set your douche to!

And, above all, The Soundtrack they hope to sell millions of copies of, even though everyone has long had these songs saved in their “Kegger Mix ’01″ folder.

Don’t stop believin’ in date rape!

And if that doesn’t get your ass rockin’ in your seat, what about if they took those songs and watered them down further with poppier musical renditions?

Beer Prediction

Alec Baldwin should stick to 30 Rock.

 

That’s My Boy -


That’s My Boy Trailer Official 2012 [1080 HD] – Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg by sportsrepublic
Andy Samberg makes his first wrong career move in another Adam Sandler Six-Pack (spoilers!) I’m sure it won’t be career suicide as long as Samberg rejects all of the comedy acting lessons being thrust upon him. Such as:

Yelling makes things funny.

Patent a stupid voice and use it in all of your movies.

Fat people are comedy gold.

Mullets are comedy gold.

Everyone loves a manchild.

Beer Prediction

Let’s hope Samberg can survive this Sandler-trap before he sinks too far. *Checks Samberg’s IMDB page and sees he’s filming Grown Ups 2* Well, shit.

 

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