Bonus Drinking Game
Take a Drink: every time you feel like you’re on a bad drug trip.
Take a Drink: every time Chris Hemsworth fights some CGI.
Take a Drink: every time Eric the Huntsman snarls in slow-mo.
Take a Drink: every time Queen Ravenna screams.
Take a Shot: for Kristen Stewart and her heaving breasts. Hey, at least she’s replaced the lip biting that constituted her “acting” in those god-awful Twilight flicks!









You should add one – take a drink every time you are reminded that the lead actress was banging the director.
Ha, yeah, I have a feeling a lot of folks would get plenty of drinks out of that one…