Bonus Drinking Game
Take a Drink: every time somebody gets laid
Take a Drink: every time Fassbender does something sketchy
Take a Drink: whenever he takes the dachshund out for a stroll (fyi- there’s no dog in this movie)
Do a Shot: for every increasingly uncomfortable interaction with his sister
Take a Drink: every time you think up a new penis-related pun for his name. Example: Michael Fassboner (Props: Frank Cerros)
Now, Take another Drink: while imagining William Shatner screaming the penis pun you just made up.