Daily Archives: April 17, 2012
Bonus Drinking Game
Take a Drink: for Curly’s trademark “soitenly!”, “Woo-woo-woo”, or “nyuck-nyuck-nyuck”
Take a Drink: for each prat-fall (good luck surviving this one)
Take a Drink: anytime they call Sister Mary-Mengele by name (They’re really proud of that joke… rightly so).
Drink a Shot: for fart and piss jokes
Pour One Out: because we apparently missed out on our opportunity to have Moe, Larry and Curly played by Benicio Del Toro, Sean Penn, and Jim Carrey respectively.
Here’s to you; anonymous internet photoshop guy…
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Five Beers) -
Sometimes a movie comes along that elicits mixed reactions from critics and audiences alike. Such is the case for The Three Stooges, a film that is both better and worse than you’d expect. The eponymous three set off on a mission to save the Orphanage they were raised in from being shut down. Along the way, they encounter a couple plotting murder and the cast of a popular internationally syndicated freak-show.
By: Henry J. Fromage -
Only a couple of new releases of note this week, one of which we haven’t even reviewed… yet. It’s about as light a period as it gets for DVD releases now as the last of 2011′s Oscar Season flicks straggle in, but things should kick back up again in a few weeks.
Mission: Impossible- Ghost Protocol -
Pixar vet Brad Bird graduated to large-budget megablockbusters in a big way… just a smidge more gracefully than Andrew Stanton did with John Carter. Billy Arceneaux brings you the details of one of 2011′s best action films:
We actually haven’t reviewed this one just yet (hold on ’til Saturday) but with all my love for Michael Fassbender and Steve McQueen’s last team-up, Hunger, my expectations are high.