The Christmas Cottage (2008) DVD / Blu-ray
Holiday Bonus Drinking Game
Sip on egg nog: every time Chris Elliott appears seemingly out of nowhere to do something vaguely menacing
Have a toddy: whenever Peter O’Toole’s corpse emerges from the shadows to clack its teeth together in a grotesque attempt at forming language
Down some Irish Crème: when Ed Asner wanders in from some other movie set to scowl at everyone. Seriously, he doesn’t seem to know how he ended up in this goddamn barn/banshee cave looking at a Thomas Kinkade painting.
